Top 7 Coolest In-Game Professions You Can't Get in Real Life

I just watched Casino Royale again (in Blu-ray, of course). And, I have to tell you guys, Daniel Craig is one damn good Bond. If you have a chance to pick up one of the James Bond Omnibus sets, I highly recommend it. You'll get the original character pieces that built Bond from the ground up and absolutely justify every choice made for the last film. Casino Royale, in both movie and book, consistently remind you that 007 is a spy. It's in his every decision, his every action. And it reminded me...

Video game professions are much cooler than real life, aren't they?

7. Pro Athlete

I've never been the super athletic type. Oh, you could tell? Hmm, I guess the video game blog is a dead giveaway. Most people tend to dislike the superstar athletes during their heyday -- like Tom Brady. He's got the money, the looks, the championships and the girls. That's one killer combo.

Without much doubt, the jealousy factor runs high. But, I'm not like that...for there are still six other professions I'd rather have and just can't get.

6. Intergalactic Space Captain

No, don't think Zap Brannigan.

Call me crazy, but I'm a firm believer in alien life somewhere. This floating ball can't be the only place in the entire galaxy. And, if recent pictures prove accurate, aliens might just be on Mars. Regardless, I'd love to be the rocket man burning out his fuse up there alone. Well, maybe not all alone -- I'd like a large crew behind me for sure.

Just the concept of exploring the galaxy fascinates me. Having an interplanetary map on a personal space cruiser essentially made Mass Effect and would no doubt turn me into the coolest Captain in the fleet.

5. Demon Slayer

I'm not a huge fan of the concept of hell. But, if there were demons out there I'd be more than happy to slay them for humanity. I'm guess I'm just cool like that.

Devil May Cry has defined what this gaming profession is about, and again proves it's coolness through main characters driving motorcyles and wearing black leather. I don't currently own a bike, since I drive a Honda Civic. However, I'll be at the Harley shop the second lava erupts from street.

Whew, no lava there. Good thing too, since the other professions get girls while demon slayers mope around waiting for the world to end. I want something more cheerful, like...

4. Wet T-Shirt Contest Judge

No, this really doesn't have any place on this list at all. But, I'd still like this job and it's something I know I'm totally not getting. Just go ask my wife.

3. Superhero

Everyone knows there are truckloads of superhero video games out there. And, for good reason. Superheros don't have lots of rules and weaknesses, making them perfect gaming fodder. There are literally millions of superhero flavors, and all come with fame, glory and saving the world.

I think being famous would be fun for a little while at least. And, since I'd be able to fly, the paparazzi wouldn't be an issue. If I was saving people's lives, a la Superman, I'd even feel good about being famous. I'm pretty sure there aren't a lot of celebs who think they're doing much good by just existing. Maybe that's why they all start foundations? You've gotta have something to motivate you.

2. Ninja

I think every kid at some point dresses up as a ninja for Halloween. I'm sure I did this at least twice myself. Yet still, the fantasy of flipping around a super secret fortress guarded by angry monks that throw sharp knives still sounds strangely appealing to this day. I guess it's the hours of my life I've thrown away in the Ninja Gaiden games. From the NES, to the Xbox I've had my ass handed to me time and time again.

I'm still proud to say I've finished each of the modern Ninja Gaiden titles, but am still consistently whooped by their NES older brothers. I also think if I go as a ninja this coming Halloween, I'll' dress in all black. Dressing in all black is always cool -- but I'll definitely avoid carrying nunchucks. I'll want something bigger and more sinister. Like....double katana blades.

You don't usually see the ninja getting the girl. But, he does always have the coolest variety of sharp objects at his beck and call. Optionally choosing to not carry a gun also propels ninjas higher up this list.

1. Spy

Back to Mr. Bond. Yes, there is the video game originator - Solid Snake from Metal Gear. But still, 007 is the embodiment of the quintessential spy. He's sharp, manipulative, stealthy and a genuine bad ass.

His car is always amazing.
The places he visits are always gorgeous.
The women he meets are beyond my comprehension.
Oh, and did I forget to mention he's saving the world in a tux?

Now that's a job.

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