So I've had a game idea for awhile that I know will never, ever come to fruition and just figured I'd throw it out there. It's so far fetched, I might as well just give it away for free. So here ya go Internets, the first CGC edition of "Game Concepts That'll Never Cut It."


"Hand of God"

You play as Moses, and just kick the shit out of the Egyptians in an action/adventure style game. You'd get to to do all the cool stuff from the Ten Commandments, including parting the red seas and brining down plagues. Your staff is your only weapon, but it's upgradeable by the "Hand of God" and the plagues are your magic abilities. Each ability is given to you as you progress through the game at the right points in the story.

I've thought about this one for years, but it just seems too edgy for anyone to ever consider it. Any game dealing with religion in any aspect would immediately get laughed at by a publisher let alone carried in actual stores. Do you remember Kokuto Kojin on Xbox? We have enough problems with violent games being carried at Target as is. To even think a game based on the Old Testament would have a chance is laughable.

Well, I can always dream. Or should I pray?